Cthulhu for President in 2008!

You know, when I couldn't seem to be naughty in the Santa thing, that was one thing, but this, this is just ridiculous - I can't seem to be evil enough for great lord Cthulhu. Somehow, this script thinks I'm a great person...it's odd, really...

( Mighty Cthulhu 1! )

( Mighty Cthulhu 2! )

( Mighty Cthulhu 3! )

After three failed attempts to be evil, I just give up. I can't seem to stop from ramming ships into mighty Cthulhu, sigh.