Cthulhu for President in 2008!

[unforth]

You know, when I couldn't seem to be naughty in the Santa thing, that was one thing, but this, this is just ridiculous - I can't seem to be evil enough for great lord Cthulhu. Somehow, this script thinks I'm a great person...it's odd, really...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed mistress_sin to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I fed caius_serence to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I rescued drake_rocket from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-460 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
unforth

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In September, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I stopped deadmanwade from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-830 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Unforth

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed mistress_sin to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I fed caius_serence to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I rescued drake_rocket from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-460 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
unforth

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

After three failed attempts to be evil, I just give up. I can't seem to stop from ramming ships into mighty Cthulhu, sigh.