Working Bitching

I'm super busy with work right now, but the client is being a huge pain in the butt. On Friday, he said he'd call me Monday morning. When he finally called on Tuesday morning, he swore I'd hear from him again on Tuesday afternoon. When he finally called on Wednesday morning, he promised to call back on Wednesday afternoon. And 45 minutes ago when he spoke to mom, he said he'd call me 10 minutes.

Clearly, he lives in some sort of bizarre, temporal loop that I'm not a part of. Which is a really pity, since he wants us to write a grant that I haven't started yet, have never done before, and is due in 8 days.