It sounds like you've had a pretty good year, all things considered. You've certainly accomplished quite a bit.

"I've gone an entire year without moving. Thank-fucking-god."
Hooray!

"Have not died, or appear to be dying, as I turn 28."
Even 30 isn't too bad, at least from my perspective.

And oh my, a little Claire running around would be freakin' adorable. I totally understand giving it one more chance to find a partner in this endeavor. It is a tough enough job WITH help.