The usual Tuesday night boredom...

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A collection of meme's, for no ones amusement but my own...

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate fallenrose Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold khaoskitty The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past deadmanwade Is always the first one into the fray xaniquen Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship neurotic_llama Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog tooth_and_claw Is currently in Davy Jones's locker eviltophat The amount of money you make as a pirate $60,717 Fun Quizzes by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your Livejournal zombie attack. LiveJournal Username The name of your zombie infested home town. Your zombie killing weapon of choice. How much do zombies scare you? More than death itself.ZOMBIES!?! HOLY FREAKING CRAP!They freak me out a bit.Well... They're a bit scary... I guess.Zombies? Meh. Small stuff.I eat zombies for breakfast. Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do? RUUUUUUUUUUUN!Its shot gun time.Sit in my arm chair, flip on CNN, and have some ice cream.Hide under the bed. No one looks under the bed.Hunt down the zombie leader.Steal your neighbors car.A BARREL ROLL! Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think? sapphohestia Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out. fallenrose Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background. kendokamel Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream. drydem Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer. eviltophat Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace. dyrecorn Number of zombies you decapitate. 541 Chances you survive the zombie swarm. 76% Fun Quizzes by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net

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If LiveJournal were an anime... LiveJournal Username Do you watch anime? Yes.No.OMG YES!!!!!**** no!Only the good stuff, like Hayao Miyazaki.Only the good stuff, like Dragonball Z.What is this anime of which you speak? Do you speak Japanese? Hai, nihon-go ga dekimasu.Ano, sukoshi nihon-go ga dekimasu...I'd like to learn.BAKA!!!! KAZE NO KIZU!!! RYUTSUISEN!!!!Sashimi, tempura, ramen. I think I'm good.Like, no way, dude. Do you read Japanese? Yes.I read hiragana and katakana, but not kanji.I read hiragana or katakana, but not both and not kanji.Um, that one is 'ku', I think...KAZE!!!! MIZU!!!!! HI!!!!!No, I only read romanji.No, I only read English. What if LiveJournal were an anime? OMG YES!!!!My eyes would be big and shiny.I'd shoot myself.I'd commit hara-kiri.I'd be a high-school student by day and a ninja by night.Do I get to wear a sailor suit? Pick a Beach Boys song. KokomoSurfin' SafariSurfin' USADo You Wanna Dance?Good VibrationsHeroes and VilliansOther*Shoots the author of this quiz*WTF?!What does this have to do with anime? The performer of the opening theme kendokamel The magical girl drake_rocket The talking animal kitsune_den The lecherous old man moonartemis76 The teenager who uses ancient magic to win games saracariad The fifteen-year-old Japanese girl with blond hair and a D cup closetgnome Number of seasons it would last 31,544 Fun Quizzes by Elizabeth at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your Livejournal Final Fantasy. LiveJournal Username Who is your favorite Final Fantasy hero? Cloud. I LIKE BIG SWORDS AND I CANNOT LIE!Squall. I'M ANGSTY. OMG GUN BLADE.Tidus. I HATE MY DAD! WHINE!Zidane. Who the crap is Zidane?Locke. WTF? Now you're just making crap up. Inversely, who is your favorite Final Fantasy villain? Sephiroth. I LOVE MY MOM AND WANT TO BE A GOD.Seifer. Ur all st00pid lol i'm the sorceress's knight w00t w00tMaester Seymour. Everyone's favorite effeminate sexual predator.Kuja. THATS A MAN, BABY!Kefka. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE! What is your weapon of choice? Moogles or Chocobo? Moogles. Kupo, biatch.Chocobo. Its riding in style.I'm more partial to Tonberries myself.ARE YOU ON CRACK?I like fajitas. So, wanna go camp Valkurm Emperor then go farm beehive chips in Giddeus? Sure.No thanks. My LS wants me to do Eco now.wtf?ITS A TRAP!KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Angsty hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST. theswantower Main hero's romantic interest that can summon stuff! cihuacoatl The diminuitive Black Mage. BLACK MAGES RAWK. erdedrache The rough and tumble airship captain! moonartemis76 Uh ohes! COMIC RELIEF! No one likes your character. saracaraid The strong but silent ninja who only has three lines. d_c_m The extremely hyper girl that can talk with animals and crap. kendokamel Angry goth with a ten foot katana who wants to use the power of the planet to become a god dyrecorn Fun Quizzes by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net

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The Detailed Starship Quiz LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye's Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship's computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that's the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: D-Cannon Main Defensive System: Magical Defenses Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments 76% Voice of the ship's computer: dyrecorn Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: xaniquen Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: saracariad Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: caius_serence Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: selenya Fun Quizzes by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name	The Bankruptcy Lawyer
Super Power	Impeccable Hearing
Enemy	Clear Channel
Mode Of Transportation	Scooter
Weapon	Wire Hanger
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What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
On	July 7, 2010
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Harry Potter Meme of All Memes by Osaku
Name/Username
Age
Gender
House	Hufflepuff
Wand	Birch, 11", Dragon Heartstring
Best Course	Defense Against the Dark Arts
Worst Course	Care of Magical Creatures
Pet	Flammulated Owl
Patronus	Mandrake
Quidditch Job	Referee
Wizard Candy	Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans (Mmm! Spinach!)
Profession After School	Dragonologist
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The lousy at Care of Magical Creatures coupled with being a Dragonologist is asking for trouble, I think.

Your sexual superhero persona by thatjamiegirl
Name
Age
Your Superhero Identity:	The Masked Penetrator
Sexual Conquests:	100
Your weapon of choice:	Lube. Lots and lots of lube.
Your Motto:	"I'm here to deliver your pizza...naked."
How orgasmic you are:: 6%
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A very "special" dictionary. by lily22
Look up:
Definition:	An inside joke or euphemism that nobody else gets; the confused look on a visitor's face as he spots the insiders' smirks.
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What Anchorman Quote Are You? by chrisrodkey
LJ name
Color of your chair:
Your quote:	"I love lamp! I love lamp."
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And I didn't cheat to get it, woot!! I love lamp..."

What would your WWE love life be like? by immortalangel
Name
Age
Hometown
Love Interest	Jeff Hardy
How did you meet?	I became his manager
When did it start?	August 1, 2002
Was it ever true love?	No, but I faked it
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The Fall Of The LJ Jedi LiveJournal Username So, what's your name, Jedi? I see. What's your affiliation? JediSithNeither Good, good. What's your lightsaber color? BlueRedGreenGoldPurpleIt's a blaster gun... Finally, what's your fighting tactic most likely to be? Conserve my energy, slash only when needed.Lots of Jedi acrobatics! Vwoosh! Vwee!Rush in hard and melee them to death!Use their own weaponry against them.Fire blaster, flee. The only way to battle. The Sith Lord who hunts all Jedi: feyangel The Jedi Master who leads you into battle: drake_rocket The Leader of the Wookies: sarcastibich The One that dies in the first 20 minutes: oddsboy The Traitor who misleads you all: moonartemis76 Survivor #1 selenya Survivor #2 eviltophat The odds you'll survive this are: 22% Fun Quizzes by Jae at BlogQuiz.Net

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...I should probably stop. Silly, boring class. (What's sad is that I did more than I'm posting, even...sigh...indeed, the first time I tried to post this, LJ said it was too long, so I cut about half of the ones I'd thought to post, lol...)

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