Cthulhu for President in 2008!

[unforth]

You know, when I couldn't seem to be naughty in the Santa thing, that was one thing, but this, this is just ridiculous - I can't seem to be evil enough for great lord Cthulhu. Somehow, this script thinks I'm a great person...it's odd, really...

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed mistress_sin to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I fed caius_serence to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I rescued drake_rocket from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-460 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
unforth

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In September, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I stopped deadmanwade from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-830 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Unforth

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In October, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed mistress_sin to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In September, I fed caius_serence to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I rescued drake_rocket from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-460 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

Your humble and obedient servant,
unforth

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

After three failed attempts to be evil, I just give up. I can't seem to stop from ramming ships into mighty Cthulhu, sigh.

Comments

[caius-serence.livejournal.com]

I find it amusing that feeding me to shoggoth gains you points.

[drake-rocket.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks for rescuing me twice. You must have really liked that porn.

[ultimabaka.livejournal.com]

hehe you must have had some bad luck...I managed not to crash my boat into him on the first try :)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In November, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In March, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).

In short, I have been very good (315 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
ultimabaka

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

I'm an industrious devotee...the trading's gotta have something to do with this ;)

[kendokamel.livejournal.com]

You could always join the ranks of the Pastafarians...

[unforth.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have already joined the ranks of the pastafarians. I hope to receive a bumper sticker proving my conversion from my mother for christmas.
I have been touched by his noodly appendange.